I came home one day from school after being chased by kids singing “Yellow Submarine”, and I didn’t understand why. It just seemed surreal: why are they singing that song to me? I came home and I freaked out on my dad: ‘Why didn’t you tell me you were in The Beatles?’ And he said, ‘Oh, sorry. Probably should have told you that.’

redneckwerewolf:

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This is a Dwayne Johnson appreciation post. 

this man

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You focus on the wrong stuff. It’s true, you are terrible at a lot of things, but there are a couple things that nobody else does as well as you do. It drives me bananas that you will — you will throw yourself away completely because of one or two things that you think about that you think are wrong about you. And that’s what breaks my heart … You gotta ignore those and lean towards the things that make you like yourself. Forget everything else. Fake it. Fake your way upwards.

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My Love - The Bird and The Bee

gempire:

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Ronan Farrow will never miss an opportunity to remind us that his actual father sucks.

Woody Allen’s greatest creation is this guy right here. Not a joke. 

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I’m in love

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A Husky sings Gwen Stefani

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Stephen Colbert and Dolly Parton sing Love is Like A Butterfly.

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